dontkickthepj:

why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

(via n-i-g-g-a-s-i-n-p-a-r-i-s)

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

(via iforgotmytampon)

hereunoia:

If the boy who draws

let’s you look over his shoulder.

If the poet

smiles

and shows you her words.

If the girl who sings for the shower only,

hums a song

in front of you.

Know that you’re no longer a person

but the air

and dust

that fills their lungs.

When the world perishes,

and all things cease to exist,

you’ll remain inside an ink stain,

a paint brush,

a song.

— Alaska Gold

(via cloudfifteen)

sodamnrelatable:

hahahah

oh snap this is hilarious

 

(Source: pray4salvation)