psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via carnivorvoyeur)

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

(via nocaliginosity)

emmacharmingjones:

Fictional Characters that have ruined my life (OUaT edition)
Killian “Hook” Jones 
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oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

(Source: oreoofficial, via pizza)

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

(Source: alienswerve, via pizza)


"There are so many complexities to this character. Finnick has a tempestuous relationship with Katniss—she trusts him one minute, and the next she doesn’t. I love their relationship. Together they eventually realize they need each other to survive, and that is beautiful.” Sam Claflin
rixton-yeahtheyre-awesome:

Ladies & Gentlemen, in honor of the #MakeOut video release, we give you Lewi’s real name: LEWIS!
awkwardpenguin97:

This. This is perfect.

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via wantsyourbadromance)